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dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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visitheworld:

Spiral stairs inside the abandoned Łapalice Castle / Poland (by krzych_m).

visitheworld:

Spiral stairs inside the abandoned Łapalice Castle / Poland (by krzych_m).

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A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

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A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

—  How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel (via christinefriar)

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downtonabbeyonce:

OF COURSE SOMETIMES SHIT GO DOWN WHEN IT’S A BILLION DOLLARS ON THAT ELEVATOR
flawless.beyonce.com

downtonabbeyonce:

OF COURSE SOMETIMES SHIT GO DOWN WHEN IT’S A BILLION DOLLARS ON THAT ELEVATOR

flawless.beyonce.com

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Free advice: if you’re the “worst” or the “meanest” or the “entire problem” or the “entire” anything, the “best” or the “most beautiful” or “the only thing”: run like hell, because that’s them getting their personal stuff all over you, and you’re not a real actual person in the world anymore, at least at that moment, because tyou’ve become a symbol to them, and there’s no talking to people like that. Beware the superlative, dude: Jabberwocky’s got nothing on that mother.

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from Jacob Clifton’s recap of BSG episode The Captain’s Hand - soon to no longer be available at TWoP

Archives! I need archives to be available!

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zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again - it’s not dolphins or chimps or crows we have to look to as our intellectual equals, it’s motherfuckin’ octopuses. They’re the tricky ones.

I love that the source video is titled “The terrible ability of the octopus!” which may be nothing more than an awkward transliteration but is still fantastic. I further love that after it’s worked the lid off, it just tosses the thing away and settles back inside the jar. Octopuses, man. Their whole body is just a weird floppy muscle.

I TRIED TO WARN YOU

My night terrors just got a brand new star.

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procrastinaut:

the ‘b-tourist’ designed by graduates of the bezalel academy of art and design in israel, idan noyberg and gal bulka is made of an elastic fabric that fits many seats sizes.

after assembling the piece, it offers one their own private space to quietly eat, read a book, watch a movie and to sleep without being disturbed.

Sure. More here: idan noyberg gal bulka increase flight comfort with b-tourist strip

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One please.

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meganamram:

If you forgot to write your mom a Mother’s Day letter, use this template for a last minute quick-fix! (And preorder her my book “SCIENCE…FOR HER!” at Amazon and Barnes & Noble and Indiebound!)

Dear [pet name for “mother”],

It’s me, [your name]. You know, your [numerical ranking]-favorite child. I just want to wish you a

Perfection

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p-dpa:

Autonomous Parapoetic Device (APxD mkII), Adam Parrish (2008?)

The Autonomous Parapoetic Device is a self-contained and portable machine that generates poetry. Constantly creating new sequences of words, lines, and stanzas, the APxD promises serendipitous encounters between aleatoric (but affective) text and our experience of physical space.

The text that the device generates is ephemeral: it remains on screen for only a small time, and then is replaced with a new (although algorithmically similar) text. No two interactions with the APxD are the same, leading to an endless variety of possible interpretations (is it descriptive? oracular? nonsensical?).

The APxD consists of an Atmel microcontroller connected to a 20×4 LCD screen, and runs for hours on two AA batteries. Conveniently packaged for use in the home or on the road. 

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